A good joke can instantly turn any gathering into a fun-filled time. Whether you’re hanging out at a party or just chatting with friends, sharing a quick laugh is always a great way to connect. If you’re looking for some light, easy humor, here’s a collection of 20 popular, simple jokes that are sure to get a smile (or at least a groan!).
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!
2. Why was the math book sad?**
It had too many problems.
3. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
4. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
6. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
7. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
8. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
11. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
12. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
13. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
14. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
16. What did one wall say to the other?
“I’ll meet you at the corner.”
17. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.
18. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
19. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
20. Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
These jokes are simple, clean, and perfect for sharing with friends, no matter the occasion. Whether you’re looking to break the ice or just keep the mood light, these quick quips will surely deliver some chuckles.
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